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    Mathematics - Brilliant!

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    G-GMDH

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    Mathematics - Brilliant!

    Post by G-GMDH on Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:01 am




    Mathematics




    This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years’ experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...and it goes like this:
    What Makes 100% ? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.  How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there; it’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

    Have you ever seen a better explanation than this? ...

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