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    SORRY - OLD JOKES

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    G-GMDH

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    SORRY - OLD JOKES

    Post by G-GMDH on Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:14 am

    In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i"

    rather than........................... "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".



    And this one......................


    Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

    Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?”
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    ddavid

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    Re: SORRY - OLD JOKES

    Post by ddavid on Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:16 am

    Did you hear them at 'The Other Place'?!?

    Ciao - Dai. Cool
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    G-GMDH

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    Re: SORRY - OLD JOKES

    Post by G-GMDH on Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:50 pm

    From a good friend in the UK. I don't think I have ever seen any jokes on "the other place" but perhaps they don't have a sense of humour?

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